I dipped from work at straight up 6 PM, and stopped by Spec's to get some blank VCR tapes so I could tape whatever was on NBC and FOX tonight. From there I rode to Grant's and installed 512 MB RAM in his iMac. I kept the 2 64 MB chips he had in there already. I told him it would be $45 for each chip, but he didn't have change, so he ended up giving me $100.
I hauled ass home and shaved and got in the shower. At about 10 til 7 I met Chad out front, and we went to Jam at MAM. They had free food and an open bar, but Chad and I didn't eat or drink anything.
When we first got there, Chad and I stood outside and listened to a live band. There were 5 or 6 girls sitting at a table, and I WOULD 4 or 5 of them. Then another girl showed up, and I WOULD! Lisette came out after a few minutes. She's the coordinator or something. We got in to the Museum for free. We stood outside for a few minutes and some things were said about the table of girls. I said "I WOULD the red head!" and Lisette said "Biggens?". I was like... "Yeah, I guess." I didn't think she was that big at all. And then Chad goes, "Ohh! I just saw her panties!" (in talking about another girl that I WOULD! But her belt was... I dunno. just not working, I guess. It just looked out of place. Not that I'm Joey homo fashion critic or anything. I just thought her big damn belt looked dumb.) I was like... "Damn! I missed it!!" Then we went into the museum.
I saw a lot of exhibits that were... Um... Well, they made me say "This is art?" If what I saw was art... Not only "art", but art good enough to be featured in an art museum, then maybe it's time I start showing off some of MY art. (and actually, Paul and I had a talk about me showing some of my stuff. He said he was a lot like me in not wanting to show off the stuff that he thought was good, but once he did show it to people, it helped him get even better.) My new favorite artists (or photographers, depending on how you want to look at it) are Cindy Sherman (I think that's her name) , and Naomi Fisher.
From the museum, Chad, Lisette and I went to Chad's, and watched the Victoria's Secret fashion show thing. Then we dipped to this club in Miami. I forgot the name of it, and I wouldn't be able to spell it if I could remember it. We snuk in the back because... I dunno why. I guess it's kinda like on Swingers, and we're elite like that.
We heard Los Fakires play. They're these old dudes from Cuba. Apparently, it's their first time off of the Island, and it was their first show in the US. They're playing again tomorrow (well, tonight I guess... Almost 3 am now) on Lincoln Road. They were pretty cool.
After that another band played. I dunno what they were called, but they were pretty good too. And that reminds me. Now I know the connection between Shakira and my birthday party. Adam (not Adam Rush) plays guitar for this band, and now he plays for Shakira. I guess he's friends with Paul, Lisette, Chad and Carl. They said he's really good. I felt like even more of a jackass for having NFC, but WFE, OK?
I met a lot of ladies, and I only remember one girl's name. It's Stacy, and she works at... Um... I forgot.. Some strip club. I think it's Tootsies, or something. Actually, i don't even know if I met her, but I sure did get a lot of info on her. I think Chad and I (and I dunno who else. Probably Paul since I invited him tonight.) are going to see her tomorrow (tonight) for happy hour at 8. But then again, plans concerning Chad usually fall apart. If that doesn't happen, then I'm probably going to some jazz show with Paul. It's in Miami somewhere. I think he said the place is called 3 fingers or something like that.
When we were there I mentioned to Chad that I felt like I must have a boogie hanging out or my fly was open or something, because I felt like a lot of ladies were looking at me, and always smiling at me. He said that they WERE looking at me, but there was nothing wrong. They just wanted to dance. And this one girl, I think her name was Lucy, told me she always wanted a lip ring, because something about sexy and kissing. I couldn't really hear what she said, but I did hear her ask me if I have been able to experience it (kissing with my lip ring). I kinda just laughed, and then she asked me if she could try... Which reminds me of this other girl that was there. She had her labret pierced, and her hair was pretty rad. Like... Pigtails, but her hair was all bushy, so the pigtails didn't really form/stick out. So she just had these 2 clumps of hair on each side of her head. Anyways, she said she was an internet model, or something like that. I forget exactly what she called it. She was a hard core New Yorker. I would, but she wouldn't be at the top of my list. ALSO, the dude that I think she was with almost got in a fight with Carl. I saw it all, and I promise you I would have jumped in there in a second! And this was after I was about to bust my beer bottle on this other dude's bald head after he totally pushed Lisette, and then claimed he didn't do anything. Chad and I totally saw him push her. So I almost got in 2 fights and I never get in fights.
Then Paul brought me home. The end.

Photos from lastnight.
Paul and the lip ring/make out girl.
This girl reminded me of a girl on Breakin'. But not that Kelly girl from TKO. Also, this is either the girl Carl is working on, or her sister. Or maybe he's working on both of them.
This is the internet model from New York, or whatever it was she said she did.
Stacy, the girl that works at the strip joint. And I WOULD! And I think Chad and I are going to see her tonight.
Chad and Lisette.
I think I realized why Carl likes that place so much... Most of the girls are like 4 feet tall. They were all motioning for me to bend over or squat down or something, whenever they wanted to talk to me. I was like... How about you bust out some tippy toe action, or jump or something.

When I grow up I want to be hawt!