HAY GUYS!! GUESS WHERE I WENT LAST NIGHT!!

...so there I am, recently home from work and not really doing anything, when my phone starts blowing up. It's Gustavo, and he says he's heading over to 21st street to check out the Art Basel containers. He said he was going to park his bike at the library, and I said I would meet him there. Of course, as I'm riding there I realize I don't even know where the library is. I was actually like... There's a library on the beach?? I figured it must be somewhere near 21st street and Collins, so how hard can it be to find it? I ride up Collins and I'm on 24th and I'm like, "Shit, I must have passed it!", but I keep riding. I call Gustavo back, and ask him where the library is. I turned around on 26th and found him on 22nd and Collins.
So then we went to the art thing.

This is a picture of Gustavo taking a picture.


This is a picture of what Gustavo was taking a picture of. (grammar/proper sentence structure be damned!) (oh, also... this is art!)

Then we went back and got our bikes and I rode to Lincoln Road and I guess Gustavo went home. I stopped in at CVS and almost had a joygasm! I found Aruba Jam Sprite Remix in 2 liter bottles!! (yeah, I buy 2 liter bottles of soda. Think about it... one 20 oz bottle is $1.38 at the corner market. A 67.6oz bottle is $1.45 (or something like that). You do the maf!) Anyways, I randomly pulled my phone out of my pocket to see what time it was, and I freaked when I saw I had 3 missed calls! Then I REALLY freaked when I had voicemail from Amy! She said she was with Steph at Monty's and I should come by. SO I DID!!
But first I called Amy back, and left her a message, paid for my stuff, rode home, called Amy again and actually talked to her, ran my stuff upstairs, ran back downstairs, unlocked my bike, and rode to Monty's. (all of those details are important, I just don't know why)

Here are some pictures.

The girl in the middle is Kara Lee. (I think that's how you spell her name. She said it was like Sara Lee, but with a K, so I assume it's 2 words, but really I have no idea and I am just going to keep typing for no reason, but I think I'm done now.)


I think Steph was trying to squash her head.


Then Erick bought us Tequila shots and Kara Lee got a little ripped!


Is it lesbian action or not??


...and then someone said "We're gonna go see Steph's sister at Friday's, okay?" and I was like... WORD!!
...but first we had to spend some time getting Kara Lee's car from Valet. Not that she could drive it, of course. And the longer we stood around waiting for it, the more ripped she got!
...and by the time we actually got to Friday's, the poor girl all but passed out in her glass of water.


...and Amy was like "zOMG CHRISTIAN'S PEEP IS HOW BIG???" Well, maybe not. But you can imagine... (she's never gonna wanna talk to me again!)


A little while later, Erick carried her out and that was that. I hope she feels OK today! Oh, but before they left, Kara Lee had ordered a gang of food, and it showed up after they left, so Amy and I ate it.


Then we walked over to Ted's Hideaway and this guy was like "zOMG CHRISTIAN'S PEEP IS HOW BIG???"

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Oh, I forgot... More pictures here!
http://www.torianus.com/05/12-02-05/index.shtml